Listicle – stuff you need to survive the coming apocalypse

Well, okay then.

I spent .99 cents on a EDC/EDC Survival eBook that can be boiled down to one simple listicle.

So preppers and survivalist, let me save you a buck. Here is a list of what you will need to survive the first few days of the coming Q-pocalypse.

Kit 1 – Get Home Bag

  • Heatsheet (TM)
  • Leather gloves
  • 16 oz to 32oz water
  • Lighter
  • Spark rod – in case lighter fails
  • Cotton balls dipped in vasoline and dry (fire tinder and medical wipes)
  • Signal mirror
  • Whistle
  • Basic 1st Aid kit
  • Spare glasses if needed
  • Prescriptions if needed
  • Fixed blade knife – these are more durable and can be used to pry, create spears, slip locks and other things a folder won’t do.

You might want to look at ( They have an EDC store that offers most of these in a keychain sized bundle, and their EDC store is terrific.

Kit 2 – 72 Hour bag

  • Fixed blade knife
  • Jacket
  • Leather gloves
  • Heatsheet(TM)
  • Tarp
  • Canteen
  • Salt
  • Storm matches
  • Spark rod
  • Cotton balls dipped in vasoline and dry
  • Signal mirror
  • Whistle
  • Gallon ziplock
  • 1st aid kit
  • Compass
  • Maps
  • Leatherman tool, Gerber tool, Swiss army knife -whichever you prefer. (I use a Leatherman Wave.)
  • 2 liters minimum of water
  • Food for 3 days– nuts, granola, beef jerky, etc
  • 25′ of 550 paracord

Kit 3 – Car kit

  • Spare tire – not a donut
  • Radiator fluid
  • 2 gallons of water per person per day
  • Heatsheet (TM)
  • Hat
  • Leather or mechanics gloves
  • Basic tools – Philips, Flat screwdrivers, pliers, needle nose plyers, electrical tape
  • Can of Fix-A-Flat (TM)
  • Air pump – preferably manual
  • Flashlight
  • Glow sticks
  • Road triangle
  • Duct tape
  • Jumper cables
  • Tow rope
  • Jack
  • Spare coat
  • Sleeping bag
  • Long johns
  • Metal cup or thermos
  • Sunglasses
  • 2 squares of carpet – for traction in mud or snow
  • Shovel
  • Cell phone
  • CB or FRS/GMRS radios, preferable the former
  • Maps
  • Zip ties
  • Paracord
  • Red flagging tape

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